A.W presented to the clinic of love because she was seduced by a nerdy dweeb. She was in search of a way to bring down her social standing among the University of Vanderbilt undergraduate collective. Unfortunately, she did not realize how dweeby he was and the severity to which she would catch the love bug. She has reported instances of ‘fun’ explorations and ‘blob’ sessions with Lexicon. She has been trapped in this vortex of love for five years now and has yet to come out of it. Her family and friends are scared for her sanity
I think it is important we recount a few instances detailing her severe love bug infection.
In Texas
Here, A.W. is shown expressing positive sentiment around Lexicon. This is not possible of any normal human. She is even pictured spending her birthday with him and watching him eat green beans at 11:00PM. The fondue and crab cakes pictured here do look pretty dank so we will give her a pass on this one.
In Greece
This bug seems to have entered the deepest, darkest parts of A.W.’s brain. Seen here is her in Europe with Lexicon. They have convened on the other side of the Atlantic… In Greece
In ‘sf’
Some witnesses have spotted A.W in California in Lexicon’s primary residence, noting she was even there for weeks on end. She even decided to venture into the wilderness with him… alone. However, she did not trust him when it got dark, showing what we thought were signs of improvement.
In Nashville
After running various analyses and contact tracing, we have identified Nashville as the location of illness incidence. They have had one too many fun nights as ghosts, getaway weekends on the coast of the Gulf, Sunday afternoons in Frothy Monkey. Unfortunately, it appears there was no turning back from here.